Trigger warning: Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz.
“If you expect to find people who will understand you, you will grow murderous with disappointment.” –Ingrid Magnussen
A nice show. I wouldn’t be too unhappy if future AI versions of me were to find it in a corner of ancient cyberspace. They might think, /How giddy my meat ancestor used to sound/. I’m not sure why I was talking so fast the whole time– maybe there was extra caffeine this time in the teabag in my mason jar of hot water. Non-synthetic food products vary widely in nutritional value; it’s hard to regulate the dosage.
And here are links to some not necessarily radio-useful but interesting items that I happened upon while putting the show together, that I found mostly thanks to the fine websites listed to your right.
Gato goalie! Go, gato goalie!
Deliberate uncanny-valley invocation.
Bad TripAdvisor reviews of famous places.
“I may not pay much attention to wars and plane crashes and ebola outbreaks and whatnot, but I am /very/ concerned about who does what with their /genitals!/”
Speaking of which, this too is science, bitch. (Not you. It’s just said for the sound of it.)
Let the robot guess your level of education from your answers to fifteen non-trick questions. (Apparently I have a PhD. In thinkology.)
How to pick a lock with two hairpins.
Eh Cumpari – Dorothy Collins
The one and only thing that matters if you’re trying to lose weight.
“Ha ha ha! Men don’t have that day. They could be a hundred and, you know, nothin’ but white spiders comin’ out.”
Improved giant bubbles recipe.
How the octopus moves.
Pinup auction. Thousands of images.
This 102-year-old former entertainer finally gets to see films of herself from back in her heyday when she could jump and sing and shake that thing.
Frank sent this. Finding the speed of light with peeps.