Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
“Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.”
And here are links to plenty more not necessarily radio-useful but interesting items that I happened upon while putting the show together, that I found mostly thanks to the fine websites listed to your right.
A wheel of emotions. Print it and play improv darts. Or use rubber suction-cup darts and your old CRT monitor… Ohhh. A brilliant idea for a bar game, where you’d send your own custom dartboard from your phone. Also alcohol and pointed steel darts don’t mix. I know it’s traditional, but really not very smart.
Fifteen of the queen’s best tiaras.
… and the iconic scene in TBBT where Sheldon gives Amy Farrah Fowler one.
How we get aluminum cans.
Technically a garland, not a tiara, but good.
The flinging molten iron festival. Similar to the alcohol and pointed steel darts (see above). It’s all fun and games until someone burns an eye out.
Creatures avoiding planks.
The dance of the peacock spider.
The sharpest photo of Earth’s moon I’ve ever seen. You might have to click on it to enlarge it. Then use arrow keys to move around.
And the drunken master/Charlie Chaplin method of dealing mit polizei. They’re patient over there. In America that wouldn’t end so well.