Human pocket squares square off for cash, prizes, power and dames.
“I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, ‘Steven, time to go to sleep.’ I said, ‘But I don’t know how.’ She said, ‘It’s real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left.’ So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said, ‘I thought I told you to go to sleep.'” -Steven Wright
Or, thanks to Hank Sims of Lost Coast Outpost, you can get it this other way, which you might like better because it offers an instant-play option and isn’t surrounded by confusing flashing ads.
Besides all that, here are links to a few not necessarily radio-useful but otherwise worthwhile items that I set aside for you while putting the show together, found mostly thanks to the fine websites listed to your right:
Good habits, and body parts, of the ideal boy.
Trump quotes inserted in Red Skull’s speech bubbles.
Star Wars fight scene with improved sound.
Sweat droplets bubbling out of the ridges of fingertips. This is happening right now on all your fingers.
Woody Allen, a career in ten lines.
Nothing at all creepy about this.
Balls and ball races.
Sea lions play volleyball.
One-man band plays Black Dog as well as those sea lions play volleyball. Meaning, pretty well.
Anamorphic Helen Keller. Helen Keller made of clothes. Next, why not do Penn and Teller, Penn and Teller dressed in those?
Doctor Strange video effects breakdown.
Infrared Oregon. My favorite parts are where a bridge goes up and down and the sound goes vvvn vvvvm.
A new kind of battery that takes a thousand years to go dead. And making it safely uses up nuclear power plant waste, and it’s no more radioactive to handle (or to eat) than a banana.
How to rock a pocket square.
“The value of dekotora is not money. It is more spiritual.” Spiritual Xmas-lighted trucks.
Health care so-called debate entertainingly explained in 15 minutes.
Another collection of Alex Jones moments. Donald Trump specifically invited this guy to attend press events barred to Politico, BuzzFeed, CNN, the New York Times, Mother Jones, etc.
Who wouldn’t want to play with this musical toy?
Six cute little Japanese Rube Goldberg things.
Why flying in passenger jets is slower than fifty years ago.
No, I’m good. Slow is okay.
The SR-71. From the early 1960s.
Melania says hello.
Rerun: Lord of the Hissy-Fit.
Zoom in on the syrup for further instructions.
A subreddit dedicated to collecting and mocking examples of gatekeeping in popular culture and fandom: